| Putin Remix |
[Apr. 3rd, 2004|10:57 pm] |
Look... if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everthing you ever wanted
One moment-
Would you conquer it or just nuke it?
His pits are sweaty, suit pressed, hair looks like spaghetti
Theres dandruff on his shirt already, Mr. Vleady
On the surface he looks way to dumb and ready
To drop bombs... but he keeps on forgeting
the key code to his garage, the reds are just a mirage
he opens his mouth, to yell way out load,
Smoogragkrovav
Something in russian no-body be hustlin'
Cuz we don't understand what Putin be mumblin
he won't have it he knows
that his english sucks more than yos
he knows that, hes broke
he spent it all on coke
when he goes back to his mansion home, thats when its back
to the can again yo
he has to take a gigantic shit
he better do his does before he shits on you
[hook]
you better control the city, the people, you own em, you better never let it go, you got like a billion shots, do not miss your chance to pick up a hoe. this oportunity... get outa my country yo!
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ohh putin putin can't cha see... sometimes ya eyes just kina freak me
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its my country and i'll do what i want to... do what i want too do what i want too.... you would pee in public if you wanted tooo...:bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum:
Putins mom has got it going on
shes kinda hairy its so very scary
Putin can't you see you're not the girl for me
I know it may be wrong but im in love with putins mom
::teletubies themesome...ahem putintubbies themsong:
putin's wankey
Putin
Putin
Poooooo
Putintubbies... putinstubbies...say..heelloooooooo
Putin... all i really want is PUTIN... and in the morning its PUTIN.. after dinner i be putin...ERR..
I like the way he TALKS
And its funny when he WALKS
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My County blah bleee blah
Putins Voice- My cuntreh rrreeks o tgreess.... It is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerly cold, my ass be froghzen. Toxic waste will keeel oos all.. then we will go to heeel... but i'll be te unleh wun left heear... because i flew away to te moon on my reindeer
Public Putin announcement...:Rushovesnky smorgeousboard snofolofogusov
The End
Doo Doo Doo Di DOo DEEEE |
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| another time me and brian R. fought shelby |
[Mar. 23rd, 2004|08:32 pm] |
it started in english when shelby and spic were making fun of me... i wasn't that mad then and there but in gov't class... that was a different story
me and brian were working on our worksheets all quiet and stuff when all of the sudden shelby got all pissy and stole stuff from brian. then brian was like "gimme it back", but shelby said "hell no... i hate you brian and jeremy". and then she kicked me and even smacked me... so me and brian were like "?!?!?!"... so then brian punched shelby and i smacked her in her face
then she was being a pussy and tried to tell the teacher so i smacked her and punched her again... then she stole brians headband and she said
shelby-"what now biz notches (her actual words) yo mova fukaz try to beat dis bitch.. i kick ya ass like a china man and hot peppers yo...you stupid flip and nazi!!!"
so then i took her shoe and brian tried to get his headband back.... i was thinking about stepping on her big huge fat! pink toe but i didn't because i was being nice, ASSHOLE
so then i got brians headband back and we turned around and it was about time to go then shelby had the nerve to say
shelby-"you noobsicles better not talk to me! im tellin ya what!"
so me and brian were like-"O.K. doesn't matter to use... :-$
and then that was that until further notice... me and shelby are going at it after school one of these days im telling ya! |
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| Shelby's Magical Adventure |
[Mar. 17th, 2004|09:27 pm] |
well it all started when shelby and holly were being blonde in the snow and they tripped over a snowflake. the looked at eachother and then holly got mad at shelby because she laughed at her
Holly-"whacha laughing at otch"
Shelby-"yo mamma NoObSiClE"
Holly-"whats a noobsicle?"
Shelby-"hey we've never been in a fight... wanna fight?"
Holly-"Bring it on"
so they began the brawl... first holly came in with her spider man blonde web hair and shot it at shelbys face and then shelby was like ohh noo you better not do the PAL!... im going to kick you in the shins ahahahahahah
so holly was like yah right... then she pulled out her super judo throws and tossed shelby into the sun
killing her instantly... so she thought
shelby transformed into an orange and came back into the earths obit at 3289423482389426348768346283.3298473289479832 mph (roughly)and rammed into Holly...well luckily being the dumb blonde holly is she didn't know what pain was nor did shelby so when shelby hit holl shelby popped and holly looked ditzy.... so the shelby turned back into herslef and then she punched holly and holly slide on ice into a metal pole and she hit her head on the pole and it begane to bleed
so then shelby and holly went back to tripping on snowflakes and wondering why the ants turned the sky blue...(i told them why) and wondering why do poeple make fun of blondes....
Shelby-"my toes not fat!"
Holly-"ew your toe is fat?"
the end... i guess
Props to Shelby for Making the Story
Written by Jeremy & Shelby
Signed: J-Unit |
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| The Orange Ranger's Pinky Toe |
[Mar. 15th, 2004|09:30 pm] |
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| | Toe Growing Horror!!! | ] |
one sunny morning shelby aka the orange ranger....(not mistaking drogon this time) was sitting in english class when all the sudden we heard this vibrating noise... drogon told us that is was the people downstairs doing construction...but then five minutes later it happened again
so SD and me put our heads together and took a look at shelby's fat pinky toe and saw it growin'... and growin' and growin'... it was pushing backpacks and desks out of the way
so i said
MK-"shelby stop growing your toe now...before we excommunicate you from the orange plomic ranger title"
shelby-"NEVER!!!!! i will squash you like a bug with my big toe and the wart on the bottom of my toe i have to get sliced off with a meat slicer...AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH (evil laugh)
so MK and SD pulled out their swords and cut off that wart and fed it to the eye blob and then cut off her pinky toe
but it continued to grow and get fatter and fatter and then the nail on the toe came up and started eating things...it was a man eating toe
SD-"look what you've done you nugget....bewjag"
so SD and MK started attacking the fat toe and fat and blubber was everywhere all over the floor and all over our swords
then we took shelby and took a paddle and plordon spanked her hinny with it and said
Plordon-"don't ever grow fat toes again or next time your out you bewjag orange nugget... not get back to the....-
and then MK and SD woke up from this horrible dream... they were still in english class but they must've fallen asleep
they looked at shelby's toe just to make sure it was a dream...and it was growing!!!! |
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| The Chem Lab- J-Units point of view |
[Mar. 11th, 2004|09:46 pm] |
well everything started off all fine and dandy until it had to yell at mr pat for doing some wrong calulations but being the genious pat is he got THE RIGHT ANSWER. so it tried to feed its... fetus thingy... and then hambone tried to yell at pat but pat's just too genious. So then Matt aka Spic shook pats hand and pat used his monster kung-fu grips and tried to bone crush matts hand... meanwhile, i used my superhuman james bond spy techniques to figure out a plan of how to do this anky fuass lab... so me and SD were partners and we filled some bucket of water called like a douche or daughf or something and the water was 15ºC which is about.... 47 fucking degrees... we took some lighters filled with butane for the gas and i stuck my hand in there and let all this gas come out meanwhile michelle was being a noob so we set her on fire like normal... then that thing with the little girl attached to it started running around playing her whistle... then all was good to go except SD decided to poor water in the sink that couldn't hole water and rejected it onto the floor flooding the entire school... but we have an indoor pool at there seems to be more people for the Gar-Field swim team.
signed : J-Unit |
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| The Day Chem Flooded |
[Mar. 11th, 2004|07:14 pm] |
it started off as an innocent lab. hambone was wasting his breath as usual when we had a lab.
"ok here's what you do. first you get so high you think u can hear your hair grow. then you call calhoun to string you up to the cieleing. then you walk. now for todays lab." :insert goofy laugh and hambone shoulder movements: as our 'collecting gas under water lab' was under way it was all fine. michelle was being a noob so we set her on fire like usual. k free was home gettin smacked so we laughed with him. as the day wound down we had to empty the troughs of water. Since the mighty Plomic Rangers SD and MK were working together their powers united creating a never ending trough. dumb SD tried to poor it out and it went EVERYWHERE!!! as SD and MK made a scramble the water just poured out like there was no tomorrow. there was nothing that could be done. hambone and his bong drowned. skittle witch is dead as far as we know. and the PR's are fine. the school is still flooded. but hey it's all good b/c now it's a big indoor swimming pool. |
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| THE EYE BLOB oooooo spooky |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|09:54 pm] |
this plomory is based on a true story. how the eye thing swallowed the eye girl.
One time there was this girl named Eye Girl. she had this huge shit up on her eye that would talk all during chemistry and play this stupid fuckin whistle that i wanted to rip off her neck. anyway, eye girls eye shit continued to grow as it got fed. all day it screamed FEED ME! FEED ME! then eye girl would feed it her hair b/c it's gross and looks like spaghetti from the lunch room. the eye developed a taste for it (the spaghetti that is).as time went on the blob to girl ratio was not lookin to good. blobasauras had gained 14 pounds and 6 feet. it was HUGE I SAY!! as it continued to yell FEED ME the plomic rangers,don pat corleone,and k free all got pissed at that shit. so we devised a plan to have her eaten by her own blob. MUAHAHAHAH. the plan was to slowly feed the eye skin bits so it'll love the taste of it. the blob got 6 more feet and 41 more pounds. it's a fat ass eatin all the time. so one day it said FEED ME!!! and pat yelled 'HEY, does a we have a problem heres? looka righta under you son.' as it did we poured tons of skin pieces onto eye girls body covering her completely. then blob had at it and ate the shit out of her. she died so now the blob takes her place. he's actually pretty cool. but he's starting to grow an annoying little girl on his eye lid....
THE END? |
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| The Dairy Queen Brawl |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|09:00 pm] |
Well i heard this story from this kid T.J. who goes to my school.
it was about maybe... 6 months ago... the summer time...anyway T.J. went to the Dairy Queen to buy icecream of course... everything was fine and dandy... he ordered his blizzard and sat down to start eating it when suddenly he saw some GREEN NUCLEAR LIQUID POISONING inside the icecream
his extact words were
T.J. "Oh no i have GREEN NUCLEAR LIQUID POISONING inside my icecream"
so he went up to the manager and told them he had GREEN NUCLEAR LIQUID POISONING inside his icecream... and he asked for them to take it back
his exact words were
T.J. "Do it. Do it.... DOOO ITTT. Do IT!!"
and the manager said
manager "i have no choice but to fight you!!!"
and then he told me that the plomic rangers broke in and was like yo man whats the problem.... and tj was like... they tried to kill me with GREEN NUCLEAR LIQUID POISONING..
>gasp<
So Soopa Pat came out with his mariachi bands and they made the Dairy Queenians dance and then Kristy brought out her retarded cat and it bit the workers and then Emily peed out of her mouth onto the icecream making machine and it exploded killing two of the workers. So then Mideival Knight and Samurai Deli did their thing and cut two workers in half... so then T.J. got bored and pulled out his matrix stuff and ran across the walls and did a flying punch right into the manager knocking his head off
and after that... T.J. went over the Subways and got a sub instead
but the moral is... don't talk with your mouth full!! |
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